HIRE YOURSELF A THINKfluencer

no company is complete without a THINKfluencer.

@MikeElgan 🚫 you're f'n kidding. go back to google+ 0_o

— takenTECH (@takenTECH) September 28, 2014

i like my THINKfluencer stupid and as dumb as a rock. -ceo

BEING ceo IS FUN YOU GET TO FIRE PEOPLE

after you fire someone they have to take their crap home.

These things are hard to move. pic.twitter.com/FEeTvinung

— Chad Johnson (@OMGchad) September 28, 2014

even if it takes all day.

Got it to work. pic.twitter.com/8PHsSKSXPp

— Chad Johnson (@OMGchad) September 28, 2014

pff looser. -ceo

THE SEXY beast

#soup

Shovelful after shovelful after shovelful... But at least he muted his microphone before belching. #glutton #schmuck pic.twitter.com/70LNElaGmY

— Leo Laporte Sucks (@LeoLaporteSucks) September 27, 2014

HOW TO TAKE VACATIONS AS ceo

ceo spend that money don't leave any  behind for your replacement.

 drain the coffers.

stay at the  most expensive hotels.

and fly on the most expensive   airplanes.

HOW TO BE A ceo

first fire your best talent and then isolate the remaining talent and pick them off one buy one

NOW THAT IM ceo

 i need to start firing people on twitter

who's first?

THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE

im such a great ceo. i will get your twitter accounts banned and don't talk about me in chat.

#howdoiwatchtnt

covered in bacon fat.  -soup